The night before the race Jamie was filled with anticipation. "I'm filled with anticipation!" she proclaimed to Duke when he arrived at The Lady Lair. The narration was spot on.
"Don't worry, Jamie" said Duke. "I brought our sweat suits with us and I'm sure cutting the sleeves and legs off of them will help ease your troubles".
Jamie was unsure as she help up her "Child's Large" size sweat shirt. "They didn't have a 'small'" Duke said "so I figured this would be close".
"I suppose we'll find out", Jamie replied while reaching for the scissors. "Let's cut the shit outta these".
With a hand as steady as a mighty oak tree in a hurricane Jamie cut and slashed her pants and shirt with swift strokes of surgeon-like accuracy. After working for what felt like hours to her, but in reality was only 45 seconds, she held her completed work high as a single bead of sweat rolled down her brow. "I've created my masterpiece!" Jamie proclaimed. Duke could only nod his head in agreement.
A short time later his clothes were complete as well. "I really wish I hadn't cut the cut-offs so short" Duke said regretfully. "Calling these 'shorts' seems like an insult to actual shorts".
"Stop being a baby" Jamie said. "If you didn't want to wear cut-offs you shouldn't have suggested that we wear cut-offs."
"Fair enough" replied Duke sullenly. "I suppose we should try these on".
"Way ahead of you!" Jamie responded as she had some how already changed into her sweat suit. "And let me tell you, I have never felt more comfortable in my entire life".
"That does look pretty comfortable" Duke said.
"Oh it is!" said Jamie. I feel bad for everyone not wearing a sweat tank right now. Now go put on your tiny shorts!"
Duke left the room to change and left Jamie with her thoughts. Her sweat tank was incredibly comfortable. She couldn't believe it! Just wearing it made her feel like she was rolling around in a cloud while being serenaded by a choir of fluffy angels.
Duke returned to the room to find Jamie rolling around on the floor humming to herself. "It's comfortable, but I don't know if it's THAT comfortable" Duke said.
"No, it is" replied Jamie while she continued to roll on the ground. "I love you sweat tank".
"I love you too" the sweat tank replied.....
Coming soon- Part 5: Race Day.
Written by: The Duke
Posted: CC - Thursday, 11.49pm - December 12, 2013 - Day 11 of 30
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