Part 2 of 5 from the Duke's Opus:
As the day of the race drew closer Jamie realized that she had yet to decide what stunning outfit she would wear for the race. After all, looking your best is important while running, and Jamie always wanted to look her best. Especially while running the crap out of the race. So she decided to ask her friend Duke what they should wear. "Duke", said Jamie, "what do you think we should wear for the race?"
"It's going to be pretty chilly, so we should probably wear something that's warm", responded Duke.
"That's a good idea." Jamie replied. "But I also don't want to over heat, nor do I want to be confined by conventional pants. If my training has taught me anything, which it most certainly has, it's that I'll need to wear something that will keep me warm and also adapt to my peak physical prowess".
"Well" said Duke, "I think we should probably buy matching sweat suits and cut off of the arms to make them sleeveless and the legs to make them cut-offs, thus forming the ultimate attire for elite athletic competition"
"That's the greatest idea I've even heard in my entire life" responded Jamie breathlessly. And it was. She quite literally had never heard a better idea than that.
Written by: The Duke
Posted: CC - Tuesday, 11:17am - December 10, 2013 - Day 10 of 30
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